Tomes and Talismans

sta, viator, heroem calcas

Meeting with the boss’s new boss: he said “let me break it down for you” a bunch of times.

Yes thank you for the clarification.

Yes thank you for the clarification.

What do you do when an attractive person smiles at you on the street?

Cross to avoid signing their petition.

Aaron Carter canon confirmed:
"Did you ever explain how you beat Shaq?"
"Yes, it’s in the song. It was a dream. That was the only way I could beat Shaq."
He also kicked away a beach ball that flew up with perfect timing, must’ve been ridiculously satisfying.

Aaron Carter canon confirmed:

"Did you ever explain how you beat Shaq?"

"Yes, it’s in the song. It was a dream. That was the only way I could beat Shaq."

He also kicked away a beach ball that flew up with perfect timing, must’ve been ridiculously satisfying.

I’m obligated to balance how much I want to drink tonight against how much I promised to drink tomorrow.
But this will definitely refill my magic points.

I’m obligated to balance how much I want to drink tonight against how much I promised to drink tomorrow.

But this will definitely refill my magic points.

What’s the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don’t yield to them? Makes it so bally discouraging for the great city.

Carry On, Jeeves, by P.G. Wodehouse, 1925

I’m old enough now to have ‘forgotten more than you’ll ever know about x' where the value of x is jack shit.

Here’s this weekend’s writing office.

And hangover infirmary u know.

Here’s this weekend’s writing office.

And hangover infirmary u know.

Thank you for letting us read your work. We’re sorry it’s not right for us at this time.

Rejection count: 12

Right, well, I use these for content, so give me something work with here, bozo.

At a Perkins in Wisconsin Dells, which is the most American thing.

Yes, I am very nervous.

At a Perkins in Wisconsin Dells, which is the most American thing.

Yes, I am very nervous.